Sunday, January 3, 2010

Adult Director

An adult director, or adult filmmaker, is a person who directs the making of a porn film. An adult director visualizes the script, controlling a film's artistic and dramatic aspects, while guiding the technical crew and porn stars in the fulfillment of their vision.

However, adult directors do not in all countries have absolute artistic control. The director can also be selected by the producer. The producer can in this case have veto power over everything from the script itself to the final cut of the movie, often in anywhere from slight to extreme opposition to the director's vision.

When directing episodes for a TV show, a adult director's responsibilities are somewhat diminished, as the visual look and feel of the series is established, usually by the person billed as the show's executive producer. Those directors who choose or are chosen to work in TV have had to accept that they will not be as lauded, or as well-paid, as their big-screen counterparts.

Photo: Jules Jordan

Saturday, January 2, 2010

XXX Copywriter

Most copywriters work as employees within organizations such as advertising agencies, public relations firms, web developers, company advertising departments, large stores, broadcasters and cable providers, newspapers and magazines. Copywriters can also work as independent contractors freelancing for a variety of clients, at the clients' offices or working from home.

A copywriter usually works as part of a creative team. Agencies and advertising departments partner copywriters with art directors. The copywriter has ultimate responsibility for the advertisement's verbal or textual content, which often includes receiving the copy information from the client. (Where this formally extends into the role of account executive, the job may be described as "copy/contact.") The art director has ultimate responsibility for visual communication and, particularly in the case of print work, may oversee production. Either person may come up with the overall idea for the ad or commercial (typically referred to as the concept or "big idea"), and the process of collaboration often improves the work.

Copywriters are similar to technical writers, and the careers may overlap. Broadly speaking, however, technical writing is dedicated to informing readers rather than persuading them. For example, a copywriter writes an ad to sell a car, while a technical writer writes the operator's manual explaining how to use it.

Because the words sound alike, copywriters are sometimes confused with people who work in copyright law. The careers are unrelated.

Famous copywriters include David Ogilvy, William Bernbach and Leo Burnett. Many creative artists spent some of their career as copywriters before becoming famous for other things, including Dorothy L. Sayers, Viktor Pelevin, Eric Ambler, Joseph Heller, Terry Gilliam, Salman Rushdie, Don DeLillo, Lawrence Kasdan and Shigesato Itoi. (Herschell Gordon Lewis, on the other hand, became famous for directing violent exploitation films, then retired to become a very successful copywriter.)

The Internet has expanded the range of copywriting opportunities to include web content, ads, commercial emails and other online media. At the same time, the Internet has made it easier for employers, copywriters and art directors to find each other. Whereas professional freelance copywriters were once rare (except those between full-time jobs), today freelancing is a more viable job option, particularly in certain copywriting specialties and markets.

Additional educational opportunities have also emerged. However, while schooling may be a good start or supplement in a budding copywriter's professional education, working as part of an advertising team arguably remains the best way for novices to gain the experience and business sense required by many employers, and expands the range of career opportunities.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Sex Terms

GLOSSARY OF SEX TERMS
Abortion - The surgical procedure to terminate a pregnancy in its early stages
Active - The person who takes the male or aggressive role in a sexual relationship
Adultery - Sexual intercourse between two people when one or both parties are married to someone else
Affair - A love affair or sexual relationship that is illicit or secret
A-hole - The anus
Amateur - A girl who indulges in sexual intercourse frequently without pay usually with several men. Usually used in conjunction with facials, housewife et. (e.g. amateur facials or amateur housewife facials etc)
Ambisextrous - Bi-sexual
Anal Coitus - sex in the rectum - anal sex, anal fucking etc.
Anal Eroticism - Sexual sensitivity in the anus or rectum
Anal Fetish - A preoccupation with or preference for the anus or rectum usually sexual in nature - anal sex, felching, rimming etc.
Anal Intercourse - The introduction of any foreign body into the anus by another person for sexual relations
Andrin - The hormones produced by the male sex glands
Anus - The opening of the rectum
Aphrodisiac - ingested substance that increases the sexual appetite
Arc of Erection - The angle at which the penis extends from the body when aroused
Areola - The brownish or pinkish area of flesh immediately surrounding the nipple of the breasts
Around the World - The act of kissing the entire body from one end to the other as a prelude for other sexual activity
Artificial Insemination - Impregnating artificially by injecting semen into the uterus by means of a syringe
Ass - see anus also known as arse (uk)
Back Door - The anus or rectum
Balls - The testicles
Bang - To copulate
Beat Off - To perform manual masturbation of the penis
Behind - The buttocks (ass arse anus bum)
Bestiality - Sexual relations with animals(ILLEGAL AND NOT INCLUDED WITHIN THIS SITE EXCEPT AS THIS DEFINITION)
Bi-sexual - An individual who takes part in sexual activity with both sexes
Bitch - A woman or girl who is promiscuous. Female dog analogy
Blast Off - To experience orgasms
Blowjob - The act of performing oral sex on a male( also Blow Job, Suck off, BJ etc)
Blue Balls - Pain in the testicles from lack of ejaculation
Bondage - The practice of sexual domination of a sado-masochist quality, sometimes including restraints, humiliation, punishment, torture etc..
Bone - The erect penis (also hard on, boner, stiffy etc)
Boobs - The female breasts (also tits, funbags, melons etc)
Bordello - House of prostitution (brothel, house of ill-repute)
Box - The vagina (also gash, cunt, fanny(uk), twat etc)
Breasts - Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland
Briar Patch - The pubes
Broad - Any girl or young woman
Brothel - A house of prostitution
Browning - To perform anal intercourse (anal fucking etc)
Buck Naked - Completely naked (also Butt naked)
Bukkake - many men cumming onto a girls face in sequence or together.(Also amateur bukkake, american bukkake, japanese bukkake. A very popular pastime and now a very big theme in porn)
Bum - The buttocks
Bunghole - The anus
Bush - Pubic hair of either sex especially if it's thick or coarse; often more associated with female pubes
Bush Dinner - Cunnilingus
Bust - Female breasts
Butch - A lesbian who is very masculine in traits and appearance
Buttocks - The rump formed by the two protuberances behind the hips on which human beings sit
Button - The clitoris
Cabbage - The vagina
Cake - The vagina
Cake Shop - A house of prostitution
Call Girl - A prostitute
Cane - The penis in a state of erection
Canned Goods - A virgin
Carnal - Relating to physical and especially sexual appetites
Casanova - An adventurous lover and seducer of women
Castration - Surgical or chemical procedures performed upon the testicles to make the reproductive glands inoperable
Cat House - A house of prostitution
Celibacy - The state of being unmarried and of living a life with no sexual relations
Cervix - The opening to the uterus or womb at the far end of the vagina
Cheat - To be unfaithful to one's spouse or regular sex partner
Cheeks - The fleshy portion of the buttocks
Cherries - the female nipples
Cherry - The hymen in virgin women
Circumcision - Surgical removal of the foreskin of the penis
Circus - An orgy (also group sex)
Clap - Gonorrhea, Syphilis, herpes etc
Cleavage - The valley which separates the female breasts
Climax - Orgasm
Clitoral Stimulation - Direct manipulation or rubbing of the clitoris using any means
Clitoridotomy - Female circumcision
Clitoris - The principle organ of sexual sensation in the female. It is shaped like a small peak and located just above the vaginal entrance beneath the labia minora. Like the penis of a male, the clitoris enlarges when stimulated
Cock - The penis
Cock Eater - One who performs oral sex on a male
Cocksucker - Anyone who performs oral sex on a male
Cock Teaser - One who excites a male without carrying on to actual sex relations
Cohabit - To live, sleep and have sexual relations as a man and wife
Coitus - Sexual intercourse
Come - To have an orgasm or reach a sexual climax (also cum, jism, spunk(uk) etc)
Comings - Semen
Conception - The uniting of semen and ovum during intercourse; impregnation
Concubine - A mistress
Concurrent Climax - A simultaneous climax or orgasm between two partners
Condom - A prophylactic;A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases
Contraceptive - A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception
Cookie - The female or male genitalia
Coosie - The vagina
Cop a Cherry - To copulate with a virgin
Cop a Feel - To fondle a person without necessarily continuing with other more explicit sexual activity
Copulation - Sexual intercourse in a conventional manner, the male inserts his penis into the vagina
Corona - The ridge of skin which forms the base of the penis and separates the head from the shaft
Cosset - To fondle and caress lovingly and with physical intimacy
Courtesan - A very high class of prostitute or kept woman
Crab Lice - Very small vermin which infest the pubic areas of human beings and are passed on to others through sexual intercourse
Cream - Semen ejaculated in intercourse
Crotch - The genital area of the pelvis
Crud - Anything that is dirty and dried
Cruise - To look over perspective love partners
Cum shot - see facial. Also known as cumshot CUM SHOT or money shot. It is usually a cumshot you see at the end of scenes in porn movies.
Cunnilingus - Oral sex performed on the female vagina
Cunt - The vagina; A derogatory designation for any female
Cunt Lapper - One who practices cunnilingus
Daisy Chain - A group sex activity in which there is a linking of several people who are connected sexually with each other for the purpose of achieving orgasms - also monks chain (homosexual)
Dead Stick - A penis which is either permanently or temporarily incapable of an erection
Debauchery - Overindulgence in sexual pleasures
Defile - To rape or otherwise violate a woman who is still a virgin
Defloration - The act of taking away a female's virginity
Degenerate - A person whose abnormalities go way beyond the average actions of heterosexual or homosexual intercourse
Dermophiliac - A leather fetishist
Derriere - The backside or buttocks
Deviant - A sex pervert of any kind
Diaphragm- A contraceptive device consisting of a thin flexible disk, usually made of rubber that is designed to cover the uterine cervix to prevent the entry of sperm during sexual intercourse
Dick - The penis
Dick Dip - The simple act of copulation
Dicktaster - One who engages in oral sex with a male
Diddle - To perform masturbation
Dildo - An artificial penis used by a female to perform masturbation
Dirty Barrel - A penis or vagina infected with a venereal disease
Discipline -Punishment intended to correct or train used in masochist-sadist practices
Dishonorable Discharge - An act of masturbation by the male, particularly when he had been greatly aroused by a girl who will not submit to sexual intercourse
Dissolute - Free of any sexual restraints
Dong - The penis
Don Juan - A type of lover who enjoys feeling victory in seduction more than the sensual pleasure
Douche - The cleaning process of the vagina by use of a spray attachment
Drag - The wearing of clothing of the opposite sex
Drag Queen - A female impersonator
Dry Run/Fuck - The act of rubbing pelvises with a female while fully clothed. The practice might result in an actual orgasm
Dusters - The testicles
Dyke - A female that assumes the masculine role in a lesbian relationship
Easy Mark - A woman who will enter a sexual relationship without much persuasion
Effeminate - Feminine in appearance and/or in actions
Ejaculation - The forceful discharge of semen through the urethra of the penis, which determines the moment of orgasm in males.
Emasculation - Castration
Erection - The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris
Erogenous - Responsive or sensitive to sexual stimulation arousing sexual desire
Eros - The Greek god of love
Erotic - Tending to arouse sexual desire or concerning sexual love
Exhibition - A sex orgy or circus, usually a semi-private affair that one must pay to see
Exhibitionist - One who likes to display their body in the nude, particularly the genitals, in public or before a group, flashing, flashers, dogging etc
Exotic - A stripper or other dancer who does a strip tease or other suggestive interpretive dance in a minimum of costume or one fitted to the configuration of the body
Facial - a man or men cumming onto a womans face or mouth usually. usage includes amateur facials, bukkake facials, black facials etc. very big in porn. most porn movies end with facials.
Fag - A male homosexual
Fairy - A male homosexual
Family Jewels - The male testicles
Fanny - The buttocks [USA] The Vagina [UK]
Feel Up - To manipulate female's erogenous areas while embracing or petting
Feel My Pulse - A man's invitation to his love partner to grasp his penis and thus gauge his passion
Fellare - Fellatio
Fellatio - Oral sex on the male member effected by introducing the penis into the mouth and sucking on the organ while moving the head up and down to emulate the motions of copulation and continuing to the point of orgasm
Fem - The passive female in a homosexual relationship. Opposite of Dyke
Female Domination - A sex practice whereby the man desires to be completely dominated by his female partner
Fetish - Sexual devotion to a particular object or part of the body. This may be any portion of the body or some inanimate thing such as a piece of clothing
Finger - To manipulate a female's vagina with the fingers
Flaccid - Denoting the state of the penis when limp
Flagellation - The propensity for sexual satisfaction from whipping or being whipped
Flang - The corona of the penis
Flesh Peddler - A pimp
Fleshpot - A red light district or general area where prostitutes hang out
Flute - A male homosexual
Fly Jockey - A man who copulates without removing his trousers through the fly of his pants
Fool Around - To engage in sexual foreplay with no serious intent of intercourse
Foreplay - The love play leading up to intercourse
Foreskin - The loose fold of skin that covers the glans of the penis at birth
Fornication - Sexual intercourse between partners who are not married to each other
Fraternize - To keep intimate company with a person
Freak - A person who desires sex in bizarre and unusual ways
Freebie - Sexual conquest without monetary cost
Free Show - A quick peek at a girl's thighs or breasts as she adjusts a stocking or bra strap, crosses her legs etc..
French - To perform oral sex
French Kiss - To kiss passionately with the lips parted and tongues exploring
Fresh Meat - A female virgin or one who is relatively new to intercourse
Frig - To finger the female genitalia
Frottage - The practice of rubbing up against someone for sexual gratification
Fruitcake - A male homosexual
Fuck - The act of copulation (shag, quickie, beast with two backs etc)
Fur - pubes of the vagina
Gallant - A refined gentleman
Gang Bang - A party or orgy in which two or more males takes turns having intercourse with the same girl sometimes all men take turns filling the womans ass pussy and mouth simultaneously.
Garden - The female genital region
Gay - Referring to either a male or female homosexual
Genitalia - The surface organs of reproduction on both the male and the female
Genitals - See Genitalia
Get It Up - To achieve an erect penis
Get Your Rocks Off - Males achieving orgasm
Gigolo - A man who profits from his association with women. This type is usually very good looking and has plenty of sex appeal
Ginger - A prostitute who makes a habit of robbing her customers
Give Head - To perform oral sex on a male
Glans Clitorides - The head of the clitoris
Glans Penis - The head of the penis
Globes - The female breasts
Glory Hole - A hole, which has been cut in the wall of a public toilet to another adjoining toilet and used by homosexuals to observe or interact with someone else usually found in adult bookstores.
Gobbler - A person who enjoys oral sex with a male
Go Down - To perform oral sex on a person's genitals
Golden Shower - A method of perverted gratification of a sexual desire attained by urinating on your love partner or being urinated upon (watersports etc)
Gonads - The testicles or the ovaries, which are primary sex glands in the male and female for producing future generations
Gonga - The anus
Gonorrhea - A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms
Goolies - The testicles
Goose - To playfully tickle someone from behind usually aiming for the rear end
Grapefruits - Extremely large female breasts
Grass - The pubic area in males or females
Greek Love - Anal fuck
Grinder - A stripper or other entertainer bumping her pelvis
Group Masturbation - Three or more persons who practice masturbation on each other or themselves in a group party
Group Sex - An exhibition or orgy among couples who engage in either simple acts of copulation or perverted sexual encounters with other couples or singles taking turns at both performing and watching the other performers
G-string - A small material covering only the female pubic area, which is secured by thin straps around the hips
Gynecologist - A physician specializing in the care and treatment of the female genitalia and reproductive tract
Hair Pie - The Vagina as an object of cunnilingus
Hand Job - Masturbation when it is received from the hands of another
Hanky-Panky - An immoral or illicit sexual activity
Hard On - An erection indicating the state in the male where the penis is actually hard
Hard Up - The term is primarily used by men and refers to a lack of a sex partner
Harem - A collection of lovers, which are available to be used by one person
Harlot - A prostitute
Head - One who performs oral sex
Headlights - Large female breasts
Hedonism - A way of life in which one gratifies all sexual and sensual desires of the individual without moral restraint
Hermaphrodite - A person who is born with both male and female genitals although one set is almost always incompletely developed - very rare in actuality only 300+ cases ever identified.
Hershey Highway - The rectum
Heterosexual - A person who prefers sexual intercourse only with members of the opposite sex
Homo - A homosexual
Homosexual - One with a complete sexual attraction for only members of their own sex
Hooker - A prostitute
Horizontal exercise - Intercourse
Horny - Passionate and needing sexual intercourse
Horse Around - To play, cuddle, fondle and pet up to the point of intercourse
Hot - An indication of the body temperature during moments of great passion
Hung - Referring to size of the male genitalia and used particularly to denote a penis size of immense proportions
Hustle - To seek customers when one is a prostitute
Hymen - The fold of membrane partly covering the orifice of the virgin vagina in childhood and adolescence but usually broken during the first act of intercourse by the insertion of the penis
Immoral - Unlawful or improper relations of a sexual nature
Impotency - Incapable of intercourse as associated with the male who is incapable of achieving an erection due to age, stress, physical or psychological problems
Impregnation - The uniting of the male semen with the female ovum and onset of pregnancy
Incest - Sexual relations between members of an immediate family other than the husband and wife
Indecent - Often refers to exposing one's genital parts in public e.g. indecent exposure (flashing, dogging etc)
Intercourse - The Sexual joining together of two partners in the act of copulation
Invert - A homosexual
Iron - A male prostitute
Jack Off - Males performing masturbation
Jerk Off - To perform masturbation of the male member
Jerk The Snake - To perform masturbation of the male member
Jism - Semen
Joy Stick - The penis
Kama - Great sexual passion (Hindu love god)
Keister - the buttocks
Kicks - Sexual Thrills
Kinky - Sexually abnormal or perverse
Knob - The penis
Knobs - The female breasts
Knockers - The female breasts, especially if large and sexually stimulating in appearance
Knock Up - To impregnate, make pregnant
Knot - The corona of the penis
Labia Majora - The large outer lips that mark the entrance to the vagina
Labia Minora - The smaller, inner lips at the entrance to the vagina which are formed just below the labia majora
Lap It - To perform oral sex on the female
Lavender Boy - A male homosexual
Lay - The act of copulation or other intercourse
Lesbian - A female homosexual
Lesbo - A lesbian
Libido - Sexual need, hunger or appetite
Lick - To perform oral sex on a female
Lips - 1.The fleshy folds which form the opening of the mouth on the human face and are secondary erogenous zone 2. The labia majora and labia minora of the female vulva
Little Brother - The penis
Little Sister - The vagina
Load - The product of a single ejaculation
Lollipop - The vagina or penis as an object of oral intercourse
Lust - Sexual desire or passion, particularly when odd a heightened or extreme nature
Madam - The proprietress or manager of a house of prostitution
Mammae or Mammary Glands - The breasts, which are capable of producing and secreting milk
Mammary Intercourse - Intercourse performed by penile contact with the breasts of the lover partner
Manual Exercises - Masturbation
Masochism - Desire for maltreatment as a means of sexual gratification
Masturbation - The practice of arriving at orgasm through manual manipulation or other frictional contact with the genitalia without copulation
Matinee - An afternoon session of copulation or other love making
Meat - The penis
Melons - The female breasts
Menopause - The change of life in women during which menstruation ceases and other mental and physical changes may occur
Menstruation - A periodic vaginal flow of bloody mass and liquid occurring about once a month and lasting 3-5 days which carries out with it the unfertilized ovum from the uterus. It is immediately after the period that the female is normally the most receptive to sexual activity
Mess Around - To cheat sexually on one's spouse or love partner. 2.To engage in foreplay short of actual intercourse
Middle Leg - The penis
Misfire - Accidental ejaculation during love play prior to intercourse
Mons Veneris - Pubic mound
Mowed Lawn - Descriptive of the vagina when the pubic mound is shaved
Muff Diver - One who performed oral sex on the female
Muffins - Small breasts
Multiple Climax - A series of several successive orgasms experienced by many females during a single act of coitus
Mutual Masturbation - Group masturbation whereby two or more people of the same or different sexes either masturbate themselves or each other in concert and attempt to achieve orgasm at the same time
Mysophilia - The love of things filthy and unclean
Narcissism - Pleasure or desire stimulated by one's own body
Nates - The buttocks
Naughty - Indecent; improper
Neck - To kiss while embracing
Necrophilia - Sexual love of the dead including actual intercourse with corpses
Ninnies - The female breasts
Nipples - The small projection near the center of the mammary gland containing the outlets of the milk ducts through which young mammals obtain milk from the adult female; a teat
Nookie - Copulation
Nubbies - Female breasts
Nude - A naked person
Nymphomaniac - female with excessive and insatiable desire for sexual activity (nympho)
Obscene - Offensive to the average person
Old Dirt Road - The anus/rectum
Old Fashioned Way - Missionary position
One Night Stand - A one time sexual affair between two people that will probably never see each other again
Oral Contraceptive - A pill, typically containing estrogen or progesterone that inhibits ovulation and thereby prevents conception. Also called birth control pill
Oral Sex - Sexual intercourse where the mouth of one sex partner is used in connection with the genitalia of the other to produce orgasm
Orgasm - The end-pleasure or climax
Orgy - A private party where uninhibited group sex is practiced
Ovaries - The reproductive glands in the female located within the pelvic cavity near the uterus, which produce the ovum or egg, which is fertilized by the male sperm during impregnation
Ovum - The female egg of reproduction, which is fertilized by the male semen during copulation
Pedophilia - Erotic love for a child by an adult (ILLEGAL AND NO PART OTHER THAN THIS DESCRIPTION ON THIS SITE GET MEDICAL HELP IF YOU FEEL THIS WAY)
Pair - The female breasts
Pansy - An obvious male homosexual
Park - To park in a car at a secluded spot for the purpose of necking or actual intercourse
Parlor House - A house of prostitution
Passion - Sexual desire or excitement
Passive - Descriptive of the person who takes the feminine or passive role in a sexual act or relationship
Pecker - The penis
Peep Show - Any performance by scantily attired girls or strippers
Peeping Tom - A voyeur who specializes in watching women undress from an unobserved spot
Pencil - A very small penis
Penilinctus - Oral sex on the male sex organ
Penis - The primary sex organ of the male. The shaft like projection from the pit of the pelvis which is used in sexual intercourse. Generally a soft muscle when relaxed, the penis hardens during sexual stimulation as the blood rushes to the organ causing it to become erect
Penis Erectus - The condition of the penis at high sexual excitement
Penis Promissus - A penis which is not aroused
Perineum - The surface region at the base of the buttocks between the genitalia and the anus
Period - Menstruation; the period of the menstrual flow in the female
Perversion - A condition or sexual pathology in a person whereby stimuli and satisfaction are obtained only by abnormal means rather than usual sexual satisfaction during intercourse
Pervert - sexual deviate of any type
Pet - To Arouse sexually by fondling and kissing
Phallus - An artificial penis
Pick-Up - A stranger or chance acquaintance whom one meets at a bar or other public place and who is effortlessly persuaded to go somewhere for sex relations or other companionship
Pig Sticker - One who engages in anal intercourse
Pillars to the Temple - The female legs
Pimp - A procurer or one who seeks out customers for one or more prostitutes who pay him a percentage
Piston - The penis
Pit Job - A fetishistic and perverted sex act in which the armpit of the partner in the passive role is used as an object of intercourse for the penis or tongue
Play With - To Masturbate or merely excite the sexual organs
Pocket Pool - Secret masturbation or excitement of the genitals by fondling them while the hand is in the pocket of the trousers
Pole - The penis
Polyandry - The practice of women having more than one husband or lover at the same time
Poon Tang - Copulation or other intercourse using the female as a sex object
Pornography - Erotic works done in an obscene manner beyond the acceptance or the tastes of the society in which they appear
Posterior - The buttocks
Prepuce - The foreskin which covers the glans penis and is usually removed in infancy by circumcision.
Pretty Boy - An effeminate male
Prick - One of the oldest and most popular slang expressions for the male penis
Privates - The genitals
Prophylactic - A rubber sheath contraceptive worn over the penis during copulation to prevent contraction of venereal disease, impregnation or both
Proposition - To ask subtly or in plain words that a person engage in sexual activity
Prostate - The all-important gland about the base of the urethra which ejects the semen through and out of the penis
Prostitute - A person who is given over to indiscriminate sexual practices especially for money
Protection - Contraception of any sort
Puberty - The age at which sexual maturity is reached
Pubes - The pubic hair
Pubic - The front portion of the lower pelvic structure in humans; the bones of the lower belly and crotch
Pulse - The penis when it has an erection and tends to throb like a pulse beat
Pussy - The vagina
Queer - A homosexual
Quickie - A brief fast act of copulation or other intercourse
Quiff - The vagina
Rag - A sanitary napkin worn by the female during menstruation
Rape - Forcible copulation or other intercourse with an individual (THIS IS ILLEGAL AND ONLY THIS DEFINITION REFERS TO IT ON THIS SITE.)
Ream - To apply the tongue to the anus, bathing the outside area and inserting the tip and withdrawing it in a series of sensual incursions to bring a love partner to or near orgasm
Rear - The buttocks or posterior of a human being
Rectum - The chamber between the end of the large intestine, extending from the sigmoid colon to the anal canal.
Red Hot - Referring to extreme sexual desire or passion
Red Light District - The area of a town where prostitutes solicit customers and do business
Risqué - Tending to be sexually suggestive or indecent as a risqué story
Rod - An especially large penis
Rubber - A prophylactic, condom
Rug - Female pubic area
Rump - The buttocks
Sadism - Sexual pleasure and usually orgasm achieved by cruelty and torture to the sex object
Sadist - A sexual pervert who derives his sexual satisfaction and pleasure from causing of physical and mental anguish in another
Save it - To keep one's virginity for the marriage bed when one has first intercourse with her husband
Scents Erotic - Certain scents on the female, which have strong erotic effect on some men
Scopophilia - the practice of voyeurism; pleasure derived from looking
Score - To have copulation or other intercourse with a partner
Scratch - The female vagina
Screw - The act of copulation
Scrotum - The bag or pouch located directly beneath the penis that holds the testicles
Scrud - Any venereal disease
Séance A Trois - An orgy of three people
Secondary Sex Characteristics - All other erogenous zones other than the primary male and female organs
Seduce - To persuade someone other than one's own spouse to engage in an act of sex without physically forcing the party to do so
Seducer - Any person who induces another person to have sex with them
Self Abuse - Masturbation
Semen - The male sperm or fluid of reproduction, which fertilizes the female ovum when discharged into the vagina during ejaculation
Semenuria - The presence of semen in the urine
Semination - Intromission of semen in the urine
Sensualism - A devotion or obsession with the pleasures of the senses
Sensuous - Descriptive of a high degree of susceptibility of all sexual sensations
Session - Sexual intercourse of various kinds
Sex - Anything connected with the urge for sexual gratification 2.gender
Sex Appeal - That which appeals to the erotic or sexual senses that will arouse the libido through the senses
Sex Object - Any person, part of a person, or thing which may excite a person's senses until and through the point of sexual orgasm.
Sexology - The science of study dealing with all phases of sex
Sexologist - A person specializing in sexology
Sexual - Anything pertaining to sex or the nature of sex
Sexual Act - Sexual Intercourse or copulation
Sexual Intercourse - Copulation or any other end purpose sex relations between two people with orgasm intended
Sexual Organs - The generative organs; the testicles and penis in a man, ovaries, uterus, vagina and vulva in the female
Sexual Orgasm - The highest point or climax during intercourse
Sexual Promiscuity - Having sex relations with a number of people without particular choice and without as a rule the element of love
Sexual Tension - The tension produced by the sex urge and by the non-satisfaction of the sexual desire
Sexually Transmitted Diseases - A disease arising through contagion while having intercourse and which infects the area in or about the genitalia
Sexuality - The collective difference which in individuals make one male and another female
Sexy - Possessing sex appeal
Shack Up - To enter into a liaison with a love partner and live with this person on a fairly regular basis
Shag - An act of copulation
Simultaneous Climax - A concurrent orgasm experienced both in the clitoris and vaginal canal by the female during coitus
Sixty-Nine - Oral sex performed by two people simultaneously and on each other
Sixty-Six - Anal Intercourse
Sizzler - Someone or something, which is sexually exciting
Slut - A prostitute of the lowest kind.also used in porn, amateur slut, cum slut etc
Smooch - To kiss and sexually excite another person with kissing
Smut - Indecent or lewd language or conversation such as is used in the telling of obscene stories
Snake - The penis
Snake Pit - The vagina
Snatch - The vagina
Snow Job - Blow Job
Soak - To delay withdrawal of the male member after copulation has resulted in the desired orgasm
Sodomy - Sexual intercourse in any of several perverted or abnormal ways in the legal sense
Spanish Fly - A crystalline powder made from the dried blister beetle of the Iberian Peninsula, and used throughout recorded history as a sexual stimulant
Sperm - A single fertilized cell or seed, which flows from the male in abundance during ejaculation
Square - A person who is morally opposed to free love or sexual intercourse outside the bonds of marriage
Stacked - Having an extremely voluptuous female body, with large and well defined breasts, slim waist, curvaceous hips and buttocks; streamlined and possessing extreme sex appeal for the male
Stag - To attend a party or any function without a female, either alone or in the company of other males
Stallion - A male who is considered a very accomplished lover by many females
STDs - Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Sterile - Descriptive of a condition in the male or female when they are unable to produce effective semen or ovum to be fertilized
Sterilization - The process either medically or natural which renders one incapable of producing children
Stiff - The erect penis
Straight - A person who is not a homosexual
Streetwalker - A prostitute
Stripper - A dancer or performer who undresses and moves in a sexually suggestive fashion in front of an audience and specializes in exciting the members of the crowd
Strip Tease - A sensuous and arousing dance in which the performer teasingly removes her clothing piece by piece until almost or totally naked
Stud - A man or boy who is particularly in demand for sexual intercourse and is assumed to possess a tremendous penis
Suck - To perform oral sex particularly on males
Sugar Daddy - A man who is usually middle aged or elderly who keeps and provides a much younger girl with expensive presents and the necessities of life in return for companionship, which is often sexual in nature
Sultry - Hot with passion
Supine Position - Missionary position
Suppository - A soft jelly substance which dissolves when inserted into the vagina prior to coitus and used for the purpose of contraception
Swap Spit - French Kiss
Sweet Mama - A very accomplished and attentive female love partner
Sweet Papa - A very accomplished and attentive male love partner
Swing Both Ways - A term to indicate a person who can enjoy sex in both a heterosexual as well as homosexual fashion
Swinger - any person, male or female, who enjoys experimentation of sexual acts outside the bonds of marriage
Switch - To practice wife swapping
Syphilis - A chronic infectious disease caused by a spirochete (Treponema pallidum), either transmitted by direct contact, usually in sexual intercourse, or passed from mother to child in the uterus, and progressing through three stages characterized respectively by local formation of chancres, ulcerous skin eruptions, and systemic infection leading to general paresis.
Teaser - A person ordinarily a female who wears suggestive clothing imparts a voluptuous personality and allows a certain amount of liberties with a potential sex partner but will not submit to actual intercourse
Testes - The testicles
Thrill - Sexual excitement or orgasm
Tits - The female breasts
Titty Orgy - Mammary intercourse i.e. Tit fucking
Tom Cat - A man who pursues women for sexual purposes
Tongue - To perform oral intercourse on a person, licking their body
Tramp - A prostitute, more specifically a slut
Transvestite - A male who always dresses like a woman
Twat - The vagina or female crotch
Umbilicus - The navel
Upper Deck - The breast of the female
Uterus - The womb, located to the rear of the vaginal canal where the bay is carried
Vagina - The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals 2. Often used to denote the female genitalia
Vamp - A sexually aggressive female
V.D. - Venereal diseases
Venereal Diseases - A disease arising through contagion while having intercourse and which infects the area in or about the genitalia
Voluptuous - Appealing strongly to the sexual senses
Voyeur - A person who attains sexual satisfaction from watching those attractive to him undress or engage in intercourse with others
Vulgar - Obscene
Weenie - The penis
Wench - A girl of lower classes who gives herself freely to men
Wet Dream - A sexually arousing dream which results in involuntary secretions of orgasmic juices while asleep
Wham-Bam - Copulation accomplished quickly with little or no foreplay
Whore - A prostitute, usually with a derogatory meaning
Wife Swapping - The practice of sharing wives for sexual purposes
Witch - A bitchy or otherwise disagreeable female
Work Up - To Create passion in someone
X - the vagina (X marks the spot)
Yang - The penis

Sunday, June 7, 2009

How to make a Porn Movie

There are various reasons why some of you may want to shoot your own porno video scenes. For one thing, it's fun. Shooting (a) sex video is a voyeuristic sex act for the camera operator. when they are strongly connected to the action in front of them. This is not necessarily or even often the case in commercial video production, where the camera operator has a lot on his or her mind besides their own enjoyment. Plus, the scene they're shooting may not be very erotic due to the detached performances of the actors or because the scene is often broken up into short segments (at least in the more professional productions) to make it easier to control all the filmic elements. But in the more intimate and emotionally charged setting of your bedroom or kitchen table, a playful video shoot may be a special sexual treat.

Other people interested in making their own porn may want to watch it later, to be turned on by their own sexual escapades, reliving a moment with or without the company of the original participants. Nothing could better represent their own experience on screen.

Some people like to shoot videos of themselves and swap with "swingers" across the country, accumulating hot, personal documents and knowing it's all real. This is actually how the amateur business got started.

Still others may want to enter the amateur or professional porno business (a whole new level of competition and avariciousness), with a fresh vision, an artful skill, energetic new faces, or just an unusual-looking piece of garbage for the media sewer. A whole book could be written for the hopeful video entrepreneur, but we can't cover all that here. If you want to get into the business, you will need to do your own research appropriate to the particular path you want to take. How you work depends on who you are personally. You could start a lesbian video art collective-making production decisions by consensus, or you could pay starving art students fifty bucks for a blowjob while you point the camera downwards. You could put ads for your mail order business in radical sex 'zines, or get paid bottom dollar to hand your footage over to Joe Blow's amateur porn company. The possibilities are too vast to detail in this chapter, so I will limit myself to imparting tips on how to shoot good material.

I recently reported on a "professional" shoot where some of the hints I will give below would have been useful. Sometimes I've seen beautiful people having hot sex, and the technical ineptitude reduces the experience to murky glop on the video screen. (And of course I've also seen the opposite, where boring sexual fakery was lensed by consummate professionals.) I hope that the readers will strive to preserve the magic of the sex they shoot, so it heats the viewer as much as it does the participants.

I also assume that everyone involved in these little videos will treat each other's public image with consideration, and not get into situations that some public figures have regretted when their bedroom documentaries are broadcast on television, or sold everywhere on the Internet. If you intend to sell or exhibit the video, get signed releases. Examples of these are in books on filmmaking, but they basically just say "I give you permission to use my image however you want."

The camera

Lighting

Shooting the scene

Editing

Friday, June 5, 2009

Shooting the scene

Shoot what you want to see, and you know it will be fun to see later. Since you are erotically involved, turn into a voyeur who sees it all through the limited rectangle of the video viewfinder. Concentrate on getting your visual rocks off through that hole, so that you make the camera the desiring eye that needs to see all the good stuff. And get some idea of what that stuff is. When a woman has an orgasm, where in her body does she express it? Is it nicer to see a guy arch his back when he comes, or do you want to see where the jizz lands? Can you stand to pull away from the penetration shot for a moment to catch the expressions on their faces? Maybe the view from between the legs, with the camera at arms length, is better than any you could get from standing above. (This last one is a shot I personally love; where you get the squishy stuff in the foreground, the wincing faces in the back ground, and a landscape of skin in between. Plus, it gives an excuse to get within inches of the action.)

A special trick is to flip up or remove the eyepiece from the viewfinder (if you can do this with your camera) so that you can hold the camera out away from you and still see the little image. This allows shots pointing directly down when you can't stand above, etc. Many camcorders have viewfinders you can tilt and position in different directions, making how you hold the camera more variable and versatile.

Another way to shoot without looking into the viewfinder is to connect the camera to the TV and watch that from across the room. This is especially useful if you are in the scene itself and want to get angles from points of view other than your own. Say you are fucking with the camera in your hand, and want the angle from the side to get a better look at the penetration. Either set the focus to the distance you think it needs to be, or better use autofocus if it works that close (some camera lenses need to be set to "macro" to get closer than a couple feet). Look at the TV and move the camera in one hand to the desired location. You can adjust the focus and iris just as you would through the viewfinder. Use the TV as the guide, coordinating your hand and arm movements through it exclusively. You now have an instant porno movie that you can watch and be in at the same time! A new sexual act mediated by technology!

Speaking of point of view, it can be erotic to see things from the other person's viewpoint. The camera can be traded between partners, so that they finally know what it's like to be the other person, at least visually. Done live with the camera connected to the TV, this can be a mind-bending, out-of-body experience. It's a technological way to be in your partner's body in real time, without the expense and trouble of plastic surgery. Or simply make whole scenes from each person's viewpoint, so that you can talk about your experience in full later, filling in the juicy emotional details.

Remember that one main point of the sex is to get it on video, so playing to the camera is OK, as is being absorbed in the image on the TV as someone has sex with you. You may seem preoccupied with something that's not them, but in fact you are experiencing sex with them in a new and exciting way. Making the video is sex too.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lighting

While it's easy and fun to just roll the camera for an hour or so and let that be the video, editing can be a new dimension in enjoyment. You can take the best scenes from previous videos, or create a whole scripted movie of your own. Fantasy scenarios can make excellent premises for porno movies, and usually are. Shooting scenes that lead up to sex provides some lead-in to the sex, creating anticipation and excitement. And, if you shoot the sexy talk and fondling and kissing that often precedes actual sex, you will be doing more than most of the professional porno movie dreck-tors in that regard.

Video editing is a re-recording process, which can be done with two VCR's or a computer. With two VCR's, the selected part of the original video plays on one, and is re-recorded on the second. Then the next desired part of a video is recorded right after that and so on. Making the clips of video match without a momentary tearing of the screen is accomplished with the second (recording) VCR being one that has a "flying erase head", a common feature on higher end home machines. Many of the better machines have special editing features, described in their manuals. Some of them have special inputs for a separate edit controller box, which talks to both VCR's at once and coordinates their motions. With this kind of setup you can make smooth edits with time precision down to a fraction of a second, which is good enough in many cases.

Many computers now come with video inputs and outputs, or reasonably inexpensive expansion boards can be purchased to provide video connections. With this type of board, editing software, and a large internal hard disk or accelerated external disk array, you can precisely edit video, do visual effects, titles, fancy transitions, morphing, etc.. Watch out though, because a budding enthusiast can blow his or her savings very quickly on more and more "necessary" toys. Lower cost video inputs have lower image quality than you could get with two S-VHS VCR's. The advantage of lower quality is that you don't use up your hard disk space as quickly, as this is the primary limitation of this technique. Video represents a huge flow of data, as the typical data rates are several megabytes per second. A compromise might be to use the computer only for titles, fancy transitions (changing between scenes by overlapping them somehow), and morphing your dick to huge proportions, and use the VCR's for most of the running time in the video.

As you can see, you can get into shooting and editing your own sex productions as an occasional pastime or as a major hobby. You may even find that you can make better videos than most of the ones you can rent at the store. Don't forget that amateurs have had a major impact on the development of the porno industry. Plus, the equipment you can buy for a reasonable price is getting better all the time. With motion pictures being distributed on the Internet (in low quality now, but that's improving) as well as on video, you can share your images in new, accessible, low cost ways. Whether dive deeply into this field or just diddle, er, dabble, there will be the fun of creativity and a new way of playing with sex.

The lights used can be whatever you have in the room, but usually this is not enough for video. Bring in lights from other parts of the house, or go the extra mile and obtain some just for your productions. The more light sources there are, the more even the light will be, but you can also overload the outlets and blow fuses, not to mention the uncomfortable heat. (I've been on porn shoots where I wanted to take my clothes off, not to go fuck the performers, but just because I was sweating so much I steamed up the viewfinder and couldn't see.) Quartz lamps with a few hundred watts are very useful, especially the stand-up ones that light up the ceiling for a nice even light. Clip-lights with floodlamps in them are cheap and versatile and can go anywhere you need them. Most incandescent home lamps are more orange in color than quartz lamps, and you'll notice this quickly on the video. Quartz lamps are also more efficient, so one high power quartz lamp is better than several low power regular lamps. Fluorescent lights can work, but some have colors that look bad on skin, and worse on video. For very low light situations, a good color fluorescent fixture can be a cool, compact, broad area light source that's not too harsh when it's right next to people.

Harsh, direct light streaming from focused lighting equipment looks awful on human skin. All wrinkles, blemishes, hairs and zits stand out because they cast sharp shadows. You sometimes see this in photos of grizzled old people, when the photographer wants them to look grizzled and old. A more "flattering" light is called "soft" light, which filters through a diffusing cloth, or bounces off a nearby white surface. This is what you always see in glamour and fashion photos. The key thing is that the source of light as it would appear from the point of view of the actor's wrinkle, is a broad area like the whole ceiling, rather than a small point like the front of the floodlamp. A common way to light porno is to point powerful lights at the white walls, ceiling, or white cardboard cards near the actors, so that the light is even over the whole area where they'll have sex. That way, you don't have dark areas where there might be a precious genital and you can't see it. This technique wastes lots of light, so one either has to have tons of light power, or a sensitive camera (which most of the consumer cameras are).

Another nice thing to do for humans is give them light which is a little like their skin color already. This tends to even out the person's skin color, hiding the minute differences in tone that are hideous to those seeking universal perfect beauty. Also, the person's skin will reflect most of the light that falls on it, giving them more of a "healthy glow". Filter colors for skin colors from "white" to "black" usually range from light peach color to orange. You can get different colored plastic filters in theatre or cinema supply stores, with a wide range of colors. These are made to go over the face of the light fixture, and don't melt easily. Ordinary wooden clothes pins are used by film and video pros to clip the filters on their lights. Don't make the mistake of putting tape on a hot light, only to have to smell burning plastic the rest of the day.

Note that when you white balance (telling the camera "this here is white, OK?") you can either do it in the colored light, making the scene seem as if it was shot in white light, or you can balance with an uncolored light, to keep the sense of warmly colored light. Play with the light and the camera, looking at the TV connected to the camcorder on a tripod (hey! we've found a use for it!). Just hook the video outputs on the camcorder directly to the video inputs on the TV, or you may have to go through your VCR first. Then just see what looks good. But beware that film crews spend many hours getting the light right, and you should do this at a time when you don't need to maintain the erotic mood.

If you are going to use the TV as a monitor for setting the lighting, it had better be adjusted right. Otherwise you will make the camera and lighting wrong to get the image to look right on your wrongly adjusted TV. The most easily available good signal is a broadcast television show with a strong signal, or a cable show. Choose a variety of scenes, with faces in natural light, outdoor scenes, and scenes with some areas you know should be white. If you can adjust the saturation (or color), hue (or tint), brightness, and contrast to a setting where a variety of scenes look the way you know they should, then you are pretty close.

A video camera will make all the tones and colors more harsh than they are to your eye, so make things somewhat more bland and even than you think just from visual judgment. Again, looking at the TV while you set up will tell you the real story right away. Note that if you intend to copy the tape or edit it by a copying process, the color saturation and contrast (harshness) will get worse, so you might tone it down even more. A particular problem is the color of pure red, which makes scintillating smears in subsequent copies, and which is avoided by video specialists. Other super saturated (pure) colors can also be a problem.

Watch out for cloth material with closely spaced stripes, as these can approximately match the lines of the video image, creating magic rainbows that move and wiggle across the striped area. As with everything, play with this so you get the idea and know what to expect. Playing is learning.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Camera

The central piece of video equipment is of course the camera. If you are considering buying a camcorder, you can get certain features that are advantageous for shooting sex. One feature is image stabilization. This helps reduce the jitteryness of the image when the camera is handheld (which I recommend , see below). Optical image stabilization uses a movable prism in the lens, and is better than electronic image stabilization which reduces the overall picture quality. Electronic stabilization also makes it hard to do camera moves, because it "sticks" on the image and jerks away rather than moving smoothly with the camera. Mechanical stabilizers with arms and weights work well when you practice with them, but they are in the way when you want to get in close to people or shoot straight downwards or between legs or right at the level of the bed etc., so I do not recommend those for this kind of shooting.

You should get a camera with good wide-angle coverage in the zoom lens or get a wide angle adapter to screw onto the existing lens to make the field of view as wide as possible without distortion. This also helps you when hand holding the camera, because small jitters are less visible in extreme wide angle. Be sure that the wide angle adapter doesn't cut off the corners of the image when the camera is zoomed out all the way, as cheap ones can. Test before you buy. The camera should be able to produce a good image in relatively low light, as you may not want to blast all your scenes with movie lights. You should get a camera that lets you control the exposure and focus manually, so you aren't at the mercy of the camera's automatic misjudgment.

Image quality is a you-get-what-you-pay-for item, with the best and highest priced cameras featuring three image chips instead of one (which really makes a huge difference in color and resolution). Some consumer cameras now record in a digital format, which reproduces perfectly what was recorded on it and reduces noise and other problems associated with the usual ways of recording video. This also makes it possible to transfer high quality images into your computer through a relatively cheap add-on card, as opposed to a more expensive card with high quality video inputs. More about editing later.

I do not like tripods for shooting sex. If you are shooting something that doesn't move, like a landscape, a tripod is appropriate because it doesn't move either. When shooting people that move in unplanned ways, they will either have to arrange themselves just right in front of the tripod-mounted camera, or you will have to remove it from the tripod and go after them. I have seen too many hot amateur scenes made static and distant by the unmoving aloofness of the stationary camera, or by the actors' knowledge that they had better only do what the camera can see. Almost all professional porno sex scenes are now shot hand held, because that puts you right in the scene. The permission to do this came from the amateur video phenomenon via some innovative directors (of porno and mainstream movies and TV) who saw the potential of greater visual impact. To some extent this style became hackneyed, as when the camera operator would wiggle the camera around, simulating amateurish handheld operation to get "that honest feel" or to make a talking head somehow visually stimulating. Still, handheld camera allows you to shoot from the best angle you can, while making the viewer feel like they are right in the middle of everything. It makes most of the earlier porno scenes seem visually boring by comparison.